Imagine having your butt screwed to a wooden chair, fixing the worn-out tips of your pumps, and having to introduce yourself to a group of strangers with a « Hello, my name is what’s-his-name and I have a sex addiction ».
Because yes, these days thinking about sex as often as a teenager when you don’t have braces and you don’t live with your parents makes you a stigma in the well-meaning American society.
As a result, you end up locked in a « hospital » building with only sex addicts for weeks at a time in order to correct your deviances.
We knew this method with alcoholics or drug addicts, but the obsessed ones have just entered!
To avoid consuming, we deprive you of your drugs or your booze once the doors of the institute are passed. On the other hand, I’ll be told how to hide the patients’ pecker and pussy when they enter the specialized institute.
« So for the girls we have a nice cap and for the boys we have a nice pair of scissors »
And above all, how does the staff prevent it from ending in an orgy? Because personally, if I were a sex addict and I was locked up with twenty or so patients with the same problem as me, I would call it paradise. In short, the result is that in the United States it works.
Not to mention that we are born with this « addiction » on our bodies. Basically it is provided from birth! We didn’t just happen to run into a creepy guy in a dark alley or in a trendy nightclub proposing us;
« So I can put a cock in you, you’ll see it’ll be a blast and after your trip you’ll sleep like a big loser. Or if you prefer I can give you a vagina, but it doesn’t work every time, but when it goes up it’s great! I can’t give you a price, but I’ll give you a discount if I install both.
Soon we will be offered a new reality show with six guys and six girls locked up in a castle, while they are all sexually addicted. The first person to sleep with someone gets kicked out of the castle and so on until there is only one candidate left.
On the first day, one of them will sleep with all six girls right away!
« Here the voice…You made love…you lost…you’re going out »
« I’ve had six girls in half a day and I don’t feel like a loser »
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As for our friend Tiger Woods, he has gone on a sexual detox and is forbidden to have sex for three months, let alone play with his golf club and his two balls in order to « disinfect » and « purify » himself. USA USA HEIL HEIL HEIL!
Having myself been on a sex, cigarettes and alcohol cure a little over a year ago, I can tell you about it with subjectivity (I sometimes have revolutionary ideas, especially at the beginning of the year). Of course I told my doctor beforehand and this is his reaction:
« Quit smoking for 40 days, okay. Quit drinking for 40 days, okay, and you’ll save money because you’ll stop inviting hoes to drink. But to stop fornicating and playing with your club is the craziest idea you could have. So let me explain; when you come, man secretes endorphins and without endorphins you get depressed. At the beginning you will be in great shape and after twenty days you will want to throw yourself out the window. If you survive this cape you’ll be banging an old lady (or a dry one if you prefer) by the end of your withdrawal. It does NOT work!
I must admit that after 21 days I wanted to grab the first granny in the street and yell at her « Come here so I can break your teeth, my pig »!
I reassure you, I came to blows, but with myself and afterwards it was much better and I was the happiest guy on earth. It was almost as if people didn’t come up to me and ask me why I was in a good mood.
« But how do you look so happy and healthy? »
« I’m jerking off! »
Conclusion?
« The man’s hand job is the woman’s Nutella jar! » F.J.G.